I've had my walk.
I got wet.
It's exactly 4.3 hours until chickie dinner.
The postie didn't come so there was nothing to bark at.
The bins weren't emptied so there was nothing to bark at.
Tiges is sleeping so there is nothing to bark at. play with.
Teas is having one of her freaky dreams.
I am bored.
Not so long ago it was festival time, everyone at home, twinkly things, nice smells and extra treats. Since then, She hasn't so much as baked a cake. Shocking if you ask me.
Now it's quiet. Bored, bored, bored, b o r e d.
At least it's not freezing anymore and I don't have to limp with bits of ice in my paw paws. They are called paw paws aren't they? Or is She just making me look stupid again?
ps. you really don't have to comment. She hasn't recently. I'm very fair about these things aren't I? You could, of course, leave a bit of biscuit instead but I'm not sure how the interweb works with these things. I think it's only able to leave Spam.
But even that would do.
36 comments:
Ah Peg, so sorry you're bored. Would you like me to send four cats round to play with you?
Not one lousy yogurt cup to lick, Pegs? Now that's not right. Perhaps instead of giving in to January boredom you could dig(get it?)through the recipe files for yogurt cake and bark HER into making it for you. Or, be like Teas and just sleep right through the winter.
Hello Pegs
I'm sorry to have to tell you that they are called paws not paw paws. I suggest you spend your time plotting ways to get back at your owner for the gross indignity she has subjected you to. I'm leaving you a packet of ginger nuts.
x
Pegs, you could have a bark at HER until she starts blogging again*. We miss her.
*Naturally she is excused from blogging if she is feeling the power of the Writing Pants and is in writerly mode.
Poor Pegs, here you are bored and She won't even bake you a cake or play with you. You can come over here for a while and play with Tyke. He'd love your company. I'm sure I'd be delighted too. I'd buy a cake at the bakery, though. I'm not one for baking.
That sort of Spam is good!
Yes get her blogging again - I agree with Chris, it's been far too long and we miss her. Am sending biscuits from Molls via cyber post xxx
I agree with Chris, go and bark at her and make her blog again.
Grumps is fairly bored too, so you're not alone there.
Tell her Ladyship to come and join me in the Bloody Tower ;-) TFx
still lolling at 'spam'! Mmmmm spam.
Dear Dog,
Woof woof arf bark woof bark bark arf wooooofffff.
Don't you think so?
Poor little bunny!
I think hedgehogs have the right idea when it comes to how to spend cold winter days.
Awh, bless her! x
Aw, Pegs. Sorry to hear you're bored. My two dogs are the same.
I'm leaving a pork chop. Enjoy!
And, um, no, they're not paw paws. I suggest you pretend the postman is delivering something every five minutes...
Dear Pegs,
Start barking. Loud. Repeatedly. Right in HER ear. Don't stop till she sits up and pays attention to you, to her blog and to all her fans.
And yes, it's a paw-paw. Because you're a doggie-woggie. Woo.
xxx
Aw Pegs - you'll have to come and stay with us. We get to stand on top of the big chair in the corner and bark our heads off at passers by. Mum moans and says why on earth did she find a house that let us look out on to the street. The lady next door says she doesn't mind the noise through the wall too much but I know mum thinks the lady doesn't really mean it.
Still who cares about noisy dogs - we don't. We love you Pegs - and Teas as well.
xx
it says FF did this post but of course you know it was Misty and Poppy bichon really
xx
You certainly deserve a biscuit!
Peg replies
helen H - Four? That would be cool!
faye - They've been having natural yoghurt recently. I ask you. what good is that?? If only She'd let me go to the supermarket.
Sonia - I knew it! How could She do this to us. Ginger nuts gratefully received. And eaten:-)
Chris S - She tells me that her Writing Pants have been worn. Wonders will never cease:-)
Nora - I like the look of Tyke very much. And any cake is good enough for me:-)
Dumdad - I'm very willing to try some:-)
Flowerpot - I will try. And many thanks to Molls for the biccies.
Debs - I'm glad I'm not the only one. I wish I had a face like Grumps to express my upset at the situation:-)
Tom Foolery - What? Where? Are there biscuits there?:-)
Debs R - I hear they even made a song about it:-)
GBS - Agreed! Snuffle, woof, whine:-)
Marcheline - thanks for the sympathy. I deserve it:-)
Troy - I agree. So does Teas.
Amanda - thank you. Appreciated:-)
Shirley - I cannot believe She does this to me. Paw paws indeed.
Pork chop!!!!
Lorna F - I have been practicing my barks all week and I think I'm getting my message across.
Doggie woggies have their ways:-)
Misty and Poppy -you have a good view! I have trees. I ask you. Trees? But the squirrels are good for a bark. We alert EVERYONE to a squirrel sighting:-)
Casdok - I do. I do!
No cake? Shocking dreadful. Must now have a lie down (thus avoiding any writing).
Otto would be glad to come and play.
Peg, you are adorable. xo
Dear Peg,
Sorry you were so bored. We just want to tell you that next time you can come on holidays with us, you'll probably fit in HER handbag. Cliffs, fields, millions of things to sniff at and rabbits to chase. Oh, and beaches to walk on. And dig on. And sofas to lie on and rest after all the hard work. No cake, though. But treats. Love, Honey & Jack.
i agree,Peg's: it's booooooooooring
I couldn't leave biscuits I'm afraid as Molly would be Very Jealous. She's eaten all the Spam too - always hungry that dog.
Hope you've found something exciting to do now. Molly recommends hiding socks. It's fun and winds everyone up at the same time!
I thinks it's about time SHE took up this blog again and didn't rely on you to do it for her.
Threaten her with the RSPCA....
*gives peg a pat*
Hope that SHE has decided to take you on a nice walk and end your boredom
C x
March is almost upon us.
I'm just saying...
Hope thou is OK m'dear? TFxx
Marcheline - I know - how did that happen?
Hopefully back soon .....ish:-)
TF - All is well m'dear, thanksforasking:-)
Just haven't had my blogging head on recently. Hope you're well x
So glad Peg filled in for you there - what would we do without our lovely animals, eh? Mine have kept me going nicely.
xx
It's now March, Lane ought to write more often! My daughter's puppy is now a grandmother (I exagerate, of course) and is keen to see if you are as bored now as you were in January.
Poor Pegs. It's a dog's life.
I can either forward you some junk messages, or sing you a Python song if that'd be better.
April is almost upon us. I'm just saying....
Tune in next month, when Marcheline says...
Dear Peg,
Do you have doggy laryngitis? If not, please resume barking, as instructed in my previous comment, as loudly as you can, right in HER lughole. Has she no sense of responsibility at all? Does she have no conception of how bereft we are without her cheering posts? Get on to this, Peg. I will be even tougher next time. You're both warned. (Love you really! x)
I'm right behind you Lorna. Bark on Pegs.
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