I was hoping it wouldn't make the papers but sadly, we now have a criminal record in the family. You may have to click on the image to see the whole sorry story properly.
Thanks to Karen for this link. It was hard to resist.
That was fabulous - I need to see a WANTED poster now - with the beautiful Peg's face adorning it.
What is it with dogs and snotty tissues? We have a tissue thief in our household - not Pop, she is too lazy. It's little Princess Misty - she can sniff one out from another room.
Lol! I'm not sure what constitutes community service for Peggy. A blog apology perhaps? That might take longer than 5 minutes. Must be a nightmare typing with those paws.
Ha ha, brilliant! And with my new glasses I don't even need to 'embiggen' the picture to read it. :) What kind of community service did poor unfortunate Peggy have to do? Clean Teabag's bowl? ;-)
Peggy F, I recommend you just lie low for a bit and do as Teas tells you. After all, it was Their fault for leaving so much temptation in your way. Saw in the news this morning that Paris Hilton will be in town for this week's Kentucky Derby. Do you want me to ask her how she's survived prison and a criminal record? You know, from one blond to another?
Actually, now I think about it, I used to have a cat who raided other people's bins. He used to come home with dead birds, mice, rabbits (whole, adult), as well as rusks, tea bags, and half-eaten corn-on-the-cobs...
Naughty naughty Mrs Flobbins. A black labrador of ours once raided the kitchen whilst we were out and ate a bunch of grapes, a loaf of bread, 12 raw sausages and 2 dozen raw eggs - the result was truly horrendous!
Hmm, I would like to know a few more details about Ms Teabag's involvement in this dastardly deed... Exactly how did that shred of makeup wipe find itself attached to Ms Flobbin's chin?
Carol - :-) Now any hope of a respectable career for Peggy is gone:-)
Sueg - thank you:-)
HelenH -Tsk indeed. That's exactly what I said when I saw the crime scene;-)
Nik - thank you:-)
JJ - Ms Flobbins is not a canny criminal:-)
Amanda - naughty Molly!
French Fancy - Exactly. Where's there's muck, there's Peggy:-)
Denise - lol. I think that may take her a while, what with her lack of opposable thumbs and all:-)
Queenie - oh how I wish it weren't true:-)
Babaloo - Cleaning Teabag's bowl would be a pleasure. She was ordered to help paint the back gate but she chewed the brush. Therefore she will stay on foot warming duties.
Felix - you could be right! She was never cross-examined:-)
Clairep - Glad about that:-)
Faye - Peggy F would very much like Ms Hilton's advice. Perhaps she could find a way to expoit her misdemeanors in a lucrative way. A girl can never have too many dog biscuits or piggy's ears:-)
MOB - Have a go mob. The possibilities are endless:-)
Leigh - euwww. That's makes Peggy's haul look mild in comparison:-)
Lindsay - yuk. I can imagine. But I don't want to!
Aims - Thank you:-)
Pat P - I bet they'll end up doing some 'commutitty' service themselves at some point:-)
Tom Foolery - woof:-)
Frankie - I think she does:-)
Chrish - ah, well that's the question! I think Ms Teabag was very canny not to end up in the dock this time:-)
Troy - ha! Yep, she was:-)
Flowerpot - yeeees!:-)
Graeme - oh very good. Next time maybe and paw prints will be taken:-)
Dar - ta m'dear:-) There's a linky at the bottom of the post to make your own.
Oh dear....our bathroom bin gets full to overflowing too. I am the ONLY person in our house of 5 people who ever empties it but I guess I should be thankful we don't have a 'helpful' dog. The cats, like the rest of the people in my house, couldn't care less about how full the bin is...*stomps off to check bin fullness*
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LOL....absolutely brilliant Lane!!!
*goes away chortling*
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Hysterical!
Naughty Ms Flobbins! Tsk!
Loved it! :)
Ms Flobbins must try to be more careful at covering her tracks.
Brill.
Hee Hee! Molly was guilty of a similar crime only last week! :-)
That was fabulous - I need to see a WANTED poster now - with the beautiful Peg's face adorning it.
What is it with dogs and snotty tissues? We have a tissue thief in our household - not Pop, she is too lazy. It's little Princess Misty - she can sniff one out from another room.
I loved this post, Lane.
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Lol! I'm not sure what constitutes community service for Peggy. A blog apology perhaps? That might take longer than 5 minutes. Must be a nightmare typing with those paws.
You know you can't believe everything you read in the papers... or on the Internet... but that article has an uncanny ring of truth.
Ha ha, brilliant! And with my new glasses I don't even need to 'embiggen' the picture to read it. :)
What kind of community service did poor unfortunate Peggy have to do? Clean Teabag's bowl? ;-)
I think Ms.Flobbins was framed. Framed I say and betrayed. Ms.Teabag has a lot to answer for.
I needed a smile today, thank you Ms Flobbinsxxx
Peggy F, I recommend you just lie low for a bit and do as Teas tells you. After all, it was Their fault for leaving so much temptation in your way. Saw in the news this morning that Paris Hilton will be in town for this week's Kentucky Derby. Do you want me to ask her how she's survived prison and a criminal record? You know, from one blond to another?
I saw the one Karen did. I should have a go myself when I get time. That poor Peggy - notorious or what eh? Thanks for the chortle!
Ooh, noooooooooo!
But: ha ha ha ha!
Actually, now I think about it, I used to have a cat who raided other people's bins. He used to come home with dead birds, mice, rabbits (whole, adult), as well as rusks, tea bags, and half-eaten corn-on-the-cobs...
Naughty naughty Mrs Flobbins. A black labrador of ours once raided the kitchen whilst we were out and ate a bunch of grapes, a loaf of bread, 12 raw sausages and 2 dozen raw eggs - the result was truly horrendous!
Truly funny! I could see it all happening!
Ted and Tim are SO jealous. They want to do commuttity service, too!
Great post, Lane.
Woof! Woof!
Very good :) TFX
What Peggy Flobbins is in need of is a dose of Ceasar Millan (the dog wisperer) all peggy needs is a few lessens, lol Frankie.
Hmm, I would like to know a few more details about Ms Teabag's involvement in this dastardly deed... Exactly how did that shred of makeup wipe find itself attached to Ms Flobbin's chin?
Oh dear! Is she in the doghouse?
Oh no, not a CRIMINAL!!!!
Did you have that lot from CCSI round? Or National Canine Investigation Service?
LOL! Oh I can't stop laughing! ... How did you make this? It's very cool! :)
oh I just read it again; It's just as good the second time around! :D
Carol - :-) Now any hope of a respectable career for Peggy is gone:-)
Sueg - thank you:-)
HelenH -Tsk indeed. That's exactly what I said when I saw the crime scene;-)
Nik - thank you:-)
JJ - Ms Flobbins is not a canny criminal:-)
Amanda - naughty Molly!
French Fancy - Exactly. Where's there's muck, there's Peggy:-)
Denise - lol. I think that may take her a while, what with her lack of opposable thumbs and all:-)
Queenie - oh how I wish it weren't true:-)
Babaloo - Cleaning Teabag's bowl would be a pleasure. She was ordered to help paint the back gate but she chewed the brush. Therefore she will stay on foot warming duties.
Felix - you could be right! She was never cross-examined:-)
Clairep - Glad about that:-)
Faye - Peggy F would very much like Ms Hilton's advice. Perhaps she could find a way to expoit her misdemeanors in a lucrative way. A girl can never have too many dog biscuits or piggy's ears:-)
MOB - Have a go mob. The possibilities are endless:-)
Leigh - euwww. That's makes Peggy's haul look mild in comparison:-)
Lindsay - yuk. I can imagine. But I don't want to!
Aims - Thank you:-)
Pat P - I bet they'll end up doing some 'commutitty' service themselves at some point:-)
Tom Foolery - woof:-)
Frankie - I think she does:-)
Chrish - ah, well that's the question! I think Ms Teabag was very canny not to end up in the dock this time:-)
Troy - ha! Yep, she was:-)
Flowerpot - yeeees!:-)
Graeme - oh very good. Next time maybe and paw prints will be taken:-)
Dar - ta m'dear:-) There's a linky at the bottom of the post to make your own.
Only five minutes community service? Tut tut. What is the world coming to?
Mind you, she's so cute she could probably get away with murder --- don't tell her that though :o))
This is great Lane.
I have sent the link to my gdd who wants to be a journalist. (She is 12)
Got it! :)
Oh dear....our bathroom bin gets full to overflowing too. I am the ONLY person in our house of 5 people who ever empties it but I guess I should be thankful we don't have a 'helpful' dog. The cats, like the rest of the people in my house, couldn't care less about how full the bin is...*stomps off to check bin fullness*
I'm sure it was an accident, could happen to anyone...
Oh no! I'd say this calls for an ASBO, and no dog biscuits for a week.
Gulity! Off with her head! She's lucky not be living in a less-enlightened society. The texans would be approaching with a lethal injection by now....
We all knew it was just a matter of time before she was caught and the crime spree stopped . . . it DID stop, didn't it?
Fantastic.....
re your comment on mine, I'm with you really - though Disney does cut the mustard with kids.
Karen - I know - the judge was very lenient but there were mitigating circumstances:-)
Cait - I'm sure she'll have fun with it:-)
Dar - great stuff:-)
Leigh Russell - no biscuits?? Now that's just cruel:-)
TBNIL - lol! Good job she's not a Texan. And in the right century:-)
Janice - hi and welcome. Yes, it's stopped. Fot now:-)
Exmoorjane - I agree. Even more so after reading your posts:-)
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